Mr. Darcy
Alex Morton I'm probably the only Canadian who has never had poutine. I guess it's like an Italian who's never had pizza. (I have to admit, I'm a pizza snob. Most pizza is like someone saw a picture of a pizza and tried to make one. The best is New York and Chicago pizza., Boston, too. Much as I love my country, there is no pizza in Canada worth the name. For more on pizza see my story: https://www.alexmortonwriter.com/2012/04/25/general-pizza/
E. Writer What a weird thought lol.
M. C. Ryder I like "or this" version better now that you planted the thought in my mind
E. Writer Yeah the first one he wouldn't be able to put food in his mouth or reach his own face.
Roy Scarbrough There some I can smell, but I will spare you that.