I read, somewhere, that drug commercial are required to list all known symptoms...only if they explain what the drug cures. That's why you see 10 second commercials that simply say, "Gloxinovinal...ask your doctor if it's right for you." On the other hand, if the narrator says, "For migranes, ask your doctor if Gloxinoval is right for you," it's followed by, "may cause rash, irritability, diarrhea, short term memory loss, dry mouth, itchyfeetlightsensivityulcershairlossconstipationcancertinglingsensationswollenglandsacnedryheavesfever"


Andrew Morgan Gloxinovinal---that name is so funny !
E. Writer I am not surprised. It's another level of pernicious capitalism, where big pharma is marketing medicine like it's soda or a bag of chips to citizens unqualified to determine whether it is safe to take a medicine or not.
Frank Hutton My favorites are the ones that list all the ways the drug might kill you.
E. Writer I think to myself... yeah I'll pass on all of those symptoms.